Baby, it's Cold Outside!

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Eskimos igloos
 I *know* if it's 31 degrees here in Houston this morning, it's really cold where you are. We're not quite in Eskimo mode, but I have been wearing jeans and boots for 2 weeks straight and THAT makes me very happy.  PS: can you send us some snow?

Eskimo zig zag sweater
Having never been to Alaska, or anywhere else where Eskimos live, I can only imagine that the girls wear pink & red sweaters, and very big, clunky go-go boots.  Seems right.

Eskimo heart sweaters
As I was making these, I was thinking about "Eskimo Kisses," you know, rubbing noses together?  Kiddo & I used to do those ALL the time when he was little.  As an almost-14-year-old, I'm pretty sure he will be horrified, but I'm going to try to sneak one in today.

Eskimo girls line
These darling eskimo & igloo cookie cutters are from King Arthur Flour.  

Let's make some Eskimo cookies.  You will need:

Eskimo face outline
Use a #2 tip to pipe a circle for the face in copper/fleshtone.

Eskimo hair outline
With another #2 tip, pipe hair on the face in black. Reserve some of this piping consistency icing.

Use a #2 tip to pipe the outline of the sweater in pink...
Eskimo clothes outline
...and another to pipe the hood and boots with white.

Thin the copper, black, white and pink icings with water, a bit at a time, stirring with a silicone spatula, until it is the consistency of a thick syrup.  You'll want to drop a "ribbon" of icing back into the bowl and have it disappear in a count of "one thousand one, one thousand two." Four is too thick, one is too thin.  Count of 2-3 is good.  Cover with a damp dishcloth and let sit for several minutes.

Stir gently with a silicone spatula to pop and large air bubbles that have formed.  Pour into squeeze bottles as needed.     

Eskimo hair flood
Fill in the outlines for the different sections with the thinned flood icing, using a toothpick to guide to the edges and to pop large air bubbles.

Eskimo shirt flood

Eskimo face flood
The order really doesn't matter here.

Eskimo white flood
 Let the cookies dry for at least one hour.

Now, add the details.
Eskimo add detail
  • use a #2 tip to add the sweater details and mittens in red icing.
  • use a #1 tip to add a mouth and boot details.
  • use a #1 tip to go over the outline of the hair, add braids, and eyes.
Eskimo hair close
The braids are just piped hearts really close to each other with a little fringe at the end.  I added just a swipe of red for a ponytail holder with a #1 tip.

Let the cookies dry 6-8 inches or overnight.  Add the cheeks with a pink food coloring pen. 

Eskimo girl close
I hereby declare this Eskimo Kiss Day!  My boys better look out!!!  Go get someone you love! ♥ 









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